Get The Joke?

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...If you do then visit Toothpaste for Dinner :--DD

To Fifteen Fine Names

Write 15 things that you want to say to 15 different people, one for each. It could be a confession, an opinion, a thought, anything. However, you can't write something you already confessed or something you already said, it has to be something new. Tell them which is whom if you want to, but you don't have to.

In this post (in random order) :
Rizka Dwi Putri, Mutiara Ramadhiani, Istina Dwi P, Hartsaniya, Rachmat Lianda, Andika Chaktiaji Z, Naila Rahmania, Ferinda P Lestari, Farah Nabila, Rizka Ratmilia, Prathito A Wisambodhi, Tika Meutia Lubis, Torik Danumaya, Osha Adyancha, Nasya Daniya Marhani

1. I wish we could have a heart-to-heart talk without having to be awkward about it. I've made several attempts but so far none succeeded.
   
2. I love talking and sharing something personal with you cause you always have something good to say, something far from the typical "Sabar ya,", something that makes sense, something that I need to hear.
3. What I see is, you're pretty. Even when you say you're having a bad hair day. It's funny how you not even slightly think that you are. But I guess that's also what makes you pretty.
4. Sometimes I feel like you don't pay enough attention to what I'm saying. But nonetheless, for me you're still my best friend, a nice person to talk to, and the one I'll turn to when something big, good or bad, is happening to me.
5. It's amazing that no matter how cheesy a story is, as long as you laugh when it's told, it counts as a good one. That's how great your laugh is.
6. You're unique, and your uniqueness is the kind of unique I like. And it's cool how you managed to keep it that way.
7. I think you're probably a genius. If yes, it's awesome how someone can be genius and witty at the same time.
8. I have faith in you, I know you'll be great whatever it is that you're doing. So don't mind their sayings, go for your dream.
9. I love the way you talk and write. I think you're cool and I like it how sharing something unfortunate with you can be so fun.
10. Somehow I miss how close we used to be. I want to share stories with you but our current distance kinda hold me back from telling literally everything.
    
11. I never know I can be friends with you. Hanging out with you gives me a different kind of fun.
12. I did feel bad. But however I don't regret doing what I did cause talking and joking the way we do now is so much better than how things were before. You're great.
13. The way you are is funny. It makes me feel like I have to be dependable when you're around.
14. What you say is rarely what I want to hear. But I like being your friend, and I like it how what you type always sounds so friendly.
15. Seeing you makes me feel optimistic in a weird way. I feel like if you can get there, so can I. The thought of you getting there first is annoying, but it makes me run faster.
    

Which one is yours?

Live Among The Gorillas

Ted : ...It's like I'm trying to preserve something that's already gone
Marshall : Preserving something that's already gone. Sounds like environmental law.
Ted : I don't know. We struggle so hard to hold on to these things that we know are going to disappear eventually. And that's really noble. But even if you save every rain forest from being turned into a parking lot, well, then where are you going to park your car?

How I Met Your Mother, S01E17

You'd Want to Know This

There was a study done where a control group of 100 people were divided into two.

50 people watched very funny, tears-of laughter type movie.
50 watched a very sad and tears of compassion type movie.
At the end of the sessions researchers collected the "happy tears" and the "sad tears" with eye droppers.

They found that "happy tears" are made up of brine, salt water and not a great deal else.
However the "sad tears" were found to contain the very same chemicals and enzymes that are found in tumors, ulcers and other such lumps and bumps and sicknesses through out the body.

This test concluded that the body, when crying in sadness etc is literally flushing out all of the toxic-chemicals that accumulate and are a part of the sadness/heartache experience.

Therefore if one holds back those tears, those toxic-waters will find somewhere else to deposit themselves and prolonged lack-of-crying-release will guarantee that the body will accumulate a huge amount of internal pollution and toxicity that should have been released through the tears.
Is it any wonder that the eyes sting so much when we hold back our tears?

No wonder men die earlier than women.

Cry your heart out when you are sad, lonely, alone, depressed,
and any other not-so-good emotion. It's good for your health, apparently.

Reposted from here

25 Random Things Of Me

...If you're interested. Eh I mean, whatever, here they are;

1. I have my point of view changed by certain TV Series.
2. My current favourite place to dine is Sushi Tei.
3. I've actually made several attempts to write a novel.
4. I'm craving for killer heels at the moment.
5. I'm afraid of getting new haircut.
6. My favourite line from Seabear's I Sing I Swim is "You left your winter clothes and your teeth marks in my skin". Especially the teeth marks part :--)
7. I can't sleep with the lights on.
8. My braces stopped me from nail biting, I used to do it a lot.
   
9. I haven't watch Harry Potter's 5th series.
10. I hate the word tweeople. No offense, I just hate it.
    
11. I'm afraid I'm not as smart as I thought I am.
12. I love it that Peter Doherty pronounces things unclearly.
13. I'm getting sick of chicken nuggets.
14. Grocery and book stores excite me.
    
15. If I really have to choose, I'll pick mineral water over Cola.
    
16. I'm good at DDR.
17. I suck at taking care of my stuffs but I get emotionally involved with them easily.
18. I did remember all--I mean all-- lyrics to Green Day's songs, but they slowly slip away nowadays.
19. Truthfully I kind of like how my family is at the moment and I'm not sure if I want it to change--but it's definitely going to.
20. Some people have mistaken me as a smoker because of my voice. Really.
21. And some thought I dye my hair cause apparently its color turns to reddish purple under the expose of the sun.
    
22. I like the song Silent Night though I'm a moslem. I wonder if that's okay :--/
23. Waking up with an unread Good-Morning text from my boyfriend makes me happy.
    
24. A long long night drive with my boyfriend will be pleasant :--}
    
25. I love romantic stories no matter how cheesy they are.

If you have time why don't you write your own version of the list? I'd love to read it, really.

Come To Think of I-Love-You...

"You can be in love and you can be in a relationship.
But they're not always the same thing."

-Iain Thomas

Koper Kami Butuh Tanda

A : Mbak, pita birunya 5 meter ya
B : (menulis) Ini bonnya, langsung bayar ke kasir aja
A : Terus mbak pitanya bisa tolong dipotong setengah meter-setengah meter ngga?
B : (dengan muka asem) Ngga bisa, ngga ada ukurannya
A : Ooh, kalo dipotong semeter-semeter terus dibagi dua bisa?
B : Bisa
A : ... (tertawa dalam hati)
B : ... (salting)

Moral cerita : ingatlah bahwa satu dibagi dua adalah setengah.

50 First Reactions

This is called 50 FIRST REACTIONS... Type what comes to your mind FIRST whenever you hear these 50 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! Re-post it for all of your friends.

1. Beer: Heineken
2. Food: Eat?
3. Relationship: Mbe
4. Crush: 9th grade
5. Power Rangers: The uh, the yellow one.
6. Life: Pull it off
7. The President: SBY
8. Yummy: Gum
9. Car: Driving like it's nothing special
10. Movie: Wolverine
11. Halloween: ...Pumpkin
12. Sex: Fuckers
13. Religion: Mosque
14. Hate: Drama drama drama
15. Fear: Lily Allen (d'uh)
16. Marriage: Huge, white bride dress
17. Blondes: Hair, of course?
18. Slippers: Wearing it
19. Shoes: Heels
20. Asians: Slanted eyes
21. Pastime: The Click Five
22. One night stand: Barney Stinson
23. My cell phone: Kicked it accidentally, asphalt, a moment ago.
24. Smoke: Smokers who look cool smoking (which are pretty rare)
25. Fantasy: Squall and friends
27. High school Life: Working on it
28. Pyjamas: Cotton
29. Stars: Gunung Bunder
30. Center: Circle
31. Alcohol: My pink chemistry module
32. The word LOVE: Magical
33. Friends: Faces
34. Money: Me taking a bath in a tub full of money
35. Heartache: Rejected
36. Time: Clocks, especially the old, antique looking ones.
37. Divorce: Rings
38. Dogs: I wish they're not religiously forbidden
39. Undies: The Sims
40. Parents: My mom
41. Babies: Little socks and clothes
42. Ex: Failed romance attempt
43. Song: Norell
44. Color: A Color palette
45. Weddings: Western styled ones, with maid of honor
46. Pizza: One with blueberry topping, like the one in Who Has The Biggest Brain. Shoot.
47. Hangout: People standing in front of a wall full of graffitis, some of them hold a skateboard
48. Rest: Sleep
49. Goal : Soccer
50. Inspiration: Hairspray

...Oh I'm so random.

My Kind Of Game

1. Restaurant City by Playfish

Build your very own restaurant...


...Decorate them as you wish...


...And run for recipes!

Oh God, that simple yet addictive.

2. Who Has The Biggest Brain by Playfish

Absolutely the funnest way to train your brain

Analyze your brain capability and find out how big your brain is by simply playing 4 entertaining mini games!

So, whose brain do you have? :--D

Play them for free at Facebook! (D'uh I sound like a commercial break)

Be right back, got to play some more.
Have a nice day, people! :--*

I'm 63% Mentally Ill

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

subtotal: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

subtotal: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

subtotal: 8

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

subtotal: 10

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

subtotal: 14

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Subtotal: 21

Total: 21

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 3
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

My Yearbook Committee Photoshoot

Some of us


....My arm looks weird


Dead cars are kool


Thito Fais Mayang Naila Torik Nunu Al


My Favourite Shot!


This is me, smiling at you

Taken Saturday, 14/3/2009
Photos from Torik Danumaya, toned by Torik Danumaya
Except the last photo, from Fahdiana Liestya, toned by me

My True Self?

Your view on yourself Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

I sometimes hate it when test results appear to be pretty precise. A bit creepy :--/ Anyways give it a go! (Link from my fellow bloggers)

My First Album, Ehm

THE RULES

1. Click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random. The title of the first random article is the name of your band
2. Click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3. Four or five last words of the last quotation on this page is the title of your album
3. Click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days. The third picture on the first row is the cover of your album
4. Use Photoshop or any other programs to combine them all
5. Post it wherever you want to and tag people so you can have some fun!

Sooo, this one is mine;

Looks pretty much like indie's, eh?

Oh and, I tag no one so feel free to do this whoever you are
Have a nice day!

Will You Do Me a Favor?

I've been typing several letters and deleting it times over times.
I don't know what to write yet I feel like i need to.
I'm uninspired yet thoughtful at the very same time.
I'm exhausted.

Ah yes. I would like to ask you something.
Would you please fill this form below and repost it in the comment field along with your answer as Q&A? This should be fun! And if you would like to have me done the same thing for you, ask me. I'll definitely be glad to do so :--)

So, here goes!

1. Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Where you and I met?
8. How long have you known me?
9. The last time we saw each other?
10. Your first impression of me upon meeting/seeing me?
11. What's my personality like?
12. What's my best physical feature?
13. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?
14. Have you ever hugged me?
15. What's your favourite memory of us?
16. Have you ever seen me in such embarrassing situation? What was that?
    
17. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?
18. If you and I were stranded on an island, what would I bring?
19. What do you think I will be in 10 years?
20. Will you re-post this so I can fill this out for you?

Looking forward for your answers
Have a splendid night, people!

100 Truths of The Writer

001. Real name ? Nurul Fithria Lubis
002. Like it ? Not really but anyways...
003. Nickname(s)? Nunu
004. Status ? Taken
005. Zodiac sign ? Aries
006. Male or female ? Female
007. Elementary ? SDN CM 06 Pagi
008. Middle School ? Labschool Jakarta
009. High School ? SMAN 8 jakarta
010. Hair color ? Black gone burgundy ehm
011. Long or short ? Long! :--D
012. Eye color ? Very dark brown
013. Weight ? Mid 40s or so
014. Height ? 160 cm
015. Righty or lefty ? Righty
016. Loud or Quiet ? Both
017. Sweats or Jeans ? Jeans
018. Phone or Camera ? Phone
019. Health freak ? Naaaa
020. Piercings ? Zero
021. Do you have a crush on someone ? More than a crush
022. Eat or Drink ? I can't choose
023. Purse or Backpack ? Backpack
024. Tattoos ? Naaa
025. Do You Like Yourself ? I should
026. Current worry ? Scores

THIS OR THAT:
027. Orange or Apple Juice ? Apple
028. Night or Day ? Night
029. Sun or Moon ? Moon
030. TV or Internet ? Internet
031. PlayStation or XBox? PS
032. Kiss or Hug ? Huuugs
033. Iguana or Turtle ? Neither?
034. Spider or Bee ? Bee
035. Fall or Spring ? Spring
036. Limewire or iTunes ? Limewire
037. Soccer or Baseball ? Soccer

FIRSTS:
038. First surgery ? Yet to come
039. First piercing ? Ears
040. First best friend ? Rizka :-)
041. First Sport ? Nothing really...
042. First award ? I can't recall
043. First crush ? A Classmate
044. First pet ? Rabbit
045. First big vacation ? Bali
046. First big birthday ? I forgot

CURRENTLY:
047. Eating ? N/A
048. Drinking ? N/A
049. I'm about to ? Rest
050. Listening to ? Mighty Love/Zeke and The Popo
051. Singing ? Mighty Love/Zeke and The Popo
052. Typing ? This
053. Waiting for ? Nothing, d'uh

YOUR FUTURE:
054. Want kids ? Sure
055. When ? Later
056. Want to get married? Yess
057. When ? Mid 20s
058. Where Do You Want To Live ? Somewhere nice
059. Careers in mind ? Programmer or something about that
060. What Did You Want To Be When You Were Little ? Illustrator
061. Mellow Future Or Wild? Somewhere in between
062. Something You Would Never Try ? Tasting poop

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
063. Lips or eyes ? Eyes
064. Shorter or taller? Taller
065. Romantic or spontaneous ? Spontaneous
066. Nice stomach or nice arms ? Arms
067. Sensitive or loud? Loud
068. Hook-up or relationship ? Relationship
069. Trouble maker or hesitant ? Eee neither?
070. Hugging or Kissing ? Hugging
071. Tan Skinned or Light ? Tan
072. Dark or Light Hair ? Dark
073. Muscular or Normal ? Muscular but not too much

HAVE YOU EVER:
074. Lost glasses/contacts ? Once
075. Ran away from home ? Never
076. Held a gun/knife for self defense ? Naaaa
077. Killed somebody ? ...No
078. Broken someone's heart ? Mmm ya
079. Been arrested ? Naaaa
080. Cried when someone died ? Once
081. Kissed A Stranger ? Na
082. Climbed Up A Tree ? I wish I have
083. Liked A Friend As More Than A Friend ? Silly but yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
084. Yourself ? Rarely no
085. Miracles ? Yes
086. Love at first sight ? Naa
087. Heaven ? Yes
088. Santa Claus ? Naa
089. Kiss on the first date ? Na-ah

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
090. Is there one person you want to be with right now ? Yes
091. Do You Like Someone ? Pretty much
092. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life ? Yes
093. Do you believe in God ? 100%

LASTS
094. Recieved/Sent Text Message ? Mbe dong hehe
095. Received Call ? Naila
096. Call Made ? Mbe
097. Comment On MySpace ? N/A
098. Missed Call ? Mbe
099. Person You Hung out With ? Mom and Dad
100. Post as 100 truths and tag : People with dimples :-D

Tuesday's Nonsenses!

Holy Catfish! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since the Clintons were in the Whitehouse... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Dudes!

I am totally exhausted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, personal projects. Just generally being a pain to anyone unfortunate to cross my path. My day is dreadfully busy from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster until I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am secretly pregnant. but who cares.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will write something that makes sense soon.
If you have kids.
Cats if you don't.

Just this silly Lazy Post Generator I found while random-googling. Try it it's freakin funnyyyy lol

John Says,

"True love
is soul's recognition
of its counterpoint
in another"

Tag #2

The rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of results, and post it as your answer.” After that tag 10 People.

1. The Age of My Next Birthday

...Wow, Paris?

2. A Place I'd Like to Travel to

Hawaii~

3. Favourite Place

Fancy suites at some hotels

4. Favourite Food

Currently; Sushi

5. Favourite Things

My Aiden and Norell :--*

6. Favourite Color

Black is always the new Black

7. A City Where I Was Born

8. A City Which I Have Ever Lived in

My beloved Jakarta <3

9. A Nickname I Have

Nunu was having a birthday party? At Agua Ardiente?
Hem.

10. College Major

I-don't-know

11. Name of My Love

WTF BUT I GOOGLED FOR CINDERA GANA! &!%@*$

12. A Bad Habit

Uuuu have to find another stress reducer....

13. A Hobby

watching DVDs

...I Tag everyone who loves Zac Efron -__-

Tag #1

1. Nama sekolah kamu?
8

2. Nama ketua kelas kamu?
Atas Hasibuan

3. Jabatan kamu dikelas?
...Anggota?

4. Guru yg paling killer?
Guruku baik-baik semua

5. Nama kepsek kamu?
Pak Nanang

6. Nama wakepsek kamu?
Pak Yani, Pak Pur, Pak Tris, Pak... hmm?

7. Pernah jadi ketua kelas?
di SMA sih ngga

8. Pelajaran yg paling ga suka?
Duh, studying is not my best interest so...

9. Kegiatan rutin kamu di kelas?
Nunggu bel pulang

10. Pernah diskors?
Nop

11. Sering dihukum?
Na-na

12. Sering buat PR di sekolah?
I hate homeworks

13. Tempat duduk diatur ga?
Nay

14. Nomer absen kamu?
Dua puluh enam

15. Kamu jurusan IPA/IPS/Bahasa?
IPA

16. Suka bolos ga?
Pengennya sih sukaaaa, tapi gak.

17. Sering rame?
No I'm a loner. Hi there

18. Ada ade kelas yg rese?
So far no

19. Kalo kakak kelas?
Hem.

20. Boleh bawa hp ke sekolah?
Iya, lo mainin di kelas juga boleh

21. Pernah berantem di sekolah?
Nggaaaa

22. Pelajaran yg paling kamu suka?
Ha.

23. Tempat favourite di sekolah?
Lapangan

24. Ada kantin ga?
Kafetaria juga ada loh har har har

25. Suka langgar peraturan ga?
Nop

26. Baju suka dikeluarin?
Suka tapi ngga selalu

27. Suka nyontek?
Ngga

28. Nama panggilan kamu kalo di sekolah?
Nunu

29. Pesan buat angkatan di bawah kamu?
Grrrk aaarrr

30. tag?
Everyone who loves Yellow :--*

Men, Women, and What Makes Them Different

A friend of mine once said :

"Women love men gradually from 0% to 100%
While men love women counter-wisely, from 100% to 0%"

I felt sort of terrified first time he said so, cause deep down inside--somehow--that rings kind of true. And right. And precise.
Decided to take a glimpse of faith and see things as they go, though :-D


Anyways, is that quote true? What do you think?